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Empire Magazine (2008) Greatest Movies List - #33: Alien

 


Alien (1979) is a perfectly executed horror movie with a simple premise that works and a slim cast treating the material seriously. The movie’s one-word title perfectly sums up the story and its deadly antagonist: an unknown alien creature is aboard a spacecraft and is killing the crew one by one. This is a B-movie plot that had been done before plenty of times and has been imitated repeatedly. However, in the highly capable hands of Ridley Scott, this haunted house movie set in space slowly build up to be one of the scariest thrillers ever made with only a few jump scares. It helps that the monster is one of the scariest creatures ever designed in the history of horror.  

Two things about me and this movie’s monster: first, when I was a kid, seeing it in a 30-second trailer was enough to scare me. Second, Mel Brooks made it a lot less scary. There is an entire generation of movie-goers who were scared and possibly vomited in their popcorn bags when they first saw the scene when the alien bursts out of John Hurt’s chest during the dinner scene. Me, I was stunned and slightly amused when I saw that scene parodied in Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs (1987) when the creature once again bursts out of John Hurt’s chest. Only this time the little monster puts on a hat and starts singing “Hello, My Baby” just like Michigan J. Frog in the Bugs Bunny cartoon. Somehow, that made the monster less scary when I saw the full movie.

One thing makes Alien stand out in the science-fiction and horror genre is how even though the story is set in a spaceship in the future, the crew is made up of ordinary blue-collar workers. These are not super soldiers or even super scientists. The crew of the Nostromo are pilots, officers, and engineers hauling cargo across the emptiness of space for a big corporation. When the ship alters course to respond to a distress call, engineers Brett and Parker (Harry Dean Stanton and Yaphet Kotto) initially disagree because answering to distress signals is not part of their contract. They only agree to do so because as explained by science officer Ash (Ian Holm) refusing would negate their bonus.

Greed, it turns out, is not good. The distress call leads the crew to a planet where they find a derelict ship. As you watch crew members Dallas (Tom Skerrit), Lambert (Veronica Cartwright), and Kane (John Hurt) explore the ship there are plenty of moments when as a viewer you want to tell them get out of there. One major sign of danger is finding the skeletal remains of a pilot whose insides seem to have exploded. At this point I would say forget the bonus; I’m gone. Instead, Kane explores the ship’s basement where he finds thousands of leathery eggs laying in an eerie mist. Did he really think nothing bad would happen as got close to one of them after it opened?

Another classic trope of horror movies is when no one listens to the smart person. When the three explorers return with Kane, who now has a parasite covering his entire face, warrant officer Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) refuses to let them aboard. Safety policies clearly state that when a crew member is infected with an unknown disease or organism, they need to be quarantined. That is a wise policy that resonates even more today. Instead of listening to the smart person, Ash opens the door to study the parasite up close. Bad move.   

The creature, who late in the franchise is dubbed a Xenomorph, is the stuff of nightmares. Once it is “birthed” out from Kane, it grows to be tall, with a retractable mouth, an elongated head, sharp claws, and a long tail that acts as a spear. As if that was not enough of a threat, the damn thing bleeds acid, which is a big problem inside a spaceship floating in the vacuum of space. Even though it was literally born yesterday, the creature is very good at hiding inside the ship’s air ducts and corridors, taking out the crew one by one.

The ship itself is quite the scary place. The production design gives you the impression this is a massive hauler, filled with giant rooms with dangling chains, empty corridors with heavy metal doors, and tight air vents dark enough for monsters to hide. A lot of the movie’s design can be credited to Swiss artist H.R Giger, who was known for a style that blended machines with human physiques. It makes you wonder what this guy dreamed of at night.

Alien spawned three sequels, crossover movies with the Predator universe, two prequels, comic books, video games, and an upcoming TV show. So far, out of all that content my favourite is the action-packed first sequel directed by James Cameron and of course the original. At one point in my life this movie scared me so much I wouldn’t watch it, but now I own the director’s cut and consider it a classic. I assume Mel Brooks is a fan as well since as they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.




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