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Empire Magazine (2008) Greatest Movies List - #130: The Man Who Would Be King

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I had mixed feeling while watching The Man Who Would Be King (1975). On the one hand you could see it as a story about colonialism, cultural appropriation, and immoral men. On the other hand, said immoral men are played by Sires Sean Connery and Michael Caine, two actors who could read a dictionary and still come off as charismatic. Factor in that they are directed by John Huston, the man behind at least three other cinema classics, and you end up with one of their best films of their careers.

This is another classic on found on Turner Classic Movies and is not available on most streaming channels. I had heard of it many times and was curious to see the pairing of two legends of cinema, especially Sean Connery in one of his post James Bond roles, where he played a more morally dubious character. Apart from that I was not too familiar with the story and was surprised by where it went.

Connery and Caine are on magnetic form as Daniel Dravot and Peachy Carnehan, two British soldiers seeking their fortunes in India in the late 1800s. Having helped the British empire colonize India, they now work as con men hoping to find glory in the region of Kafiristan. This they announce to journalist Rudyard Kipling (Christopher Plummer), better known as the author of The Jungle Book, who here is the story’s narrator. A fellow Freemason who was almost conned by Dravot and Carnehan, Kipling is both amused by their mannerisms and curious about their ambitious plan. This is after all two small-time crooks planning to become kings of a land that has not been explored since the days of Alexander the Great.

Equipped with a cache of rifles and a few horses, the two best friends head off into adventure. They travel scorching deserts, fight off bandits, and brave sub-zero temperatures across vast mountain ranges. Given how hard they work for their goals, you almost root for these two scoundrels if it wasn’t for the fact their goal is to fleece an entire nation. This they do with surprising ease, by saving villagers, making deals with local leaders, and using their military knowledge and weapons to win strategic battles. Their crowning achievement is convincing the locals that Dravot is a god after he survives a seemingly deadly wound, hence the movie’s title. In fact, when the locals first ask if Dravot and Carnehan are gods, their answer is that they are Englishmen: “The next best thing.”

On paper, what these two characters do is quite despicable. With their superior weapons they kill people they have never met before just so they can eventually lay their hands on a pile of gold. Thanks to coincidences and the local religion, they con an entire populace into crowning Dravot their king. Even worse, Dravot begins to believe his own legend and decides to rule as king of Karifistan instead of taking the gold with Carnehan. This is like when a cult leader decides to not only take your money but take your life too.

One could easily argue that Dravot and Carnehan are villains, but their saving grace is that they know what kind of men they are. While trying to survive the deadly cold in the mountains, the two friends discuss their position in life and admit that if they were to die today no one would miss them. Yet, they have no regrets, given all the marvels they have seen in their many travels and adventures. It is also entertaining from beginning to end to see these two best friends chase their fortunes, while simultaneously shouting expressions like: “God’s holy trousers!” These two scoundrels are so attached to each other, it is almost as if Connery and Caine are playing the same character.   

If it played on the big screen, I might watch The Man Who Would Be King again for its sweeping shots of deserts and magnificent mountains, and for the performances of two acting legends. However given how badly they treat the people of Karifistan or the people of India for that matter, I can’t say these are characters I would like to revisit often. Perhaps I should try the characters in The Kid Who Would Be King instead.




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