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Empire Magazine (2008) Greatest Movies List - #351: Zulu

 


Zulu (1964) is a war movie that is surprisingly good in spite of its subject matter. Based on the true story of 150 British soldiers who had to hold off a force of 4000 Zulu warriors, it sometimes feels like a Monty Python sketch given how many of the soldiers keep their upper lip so stiff you would think they just graduated from gentlemen’s school. However, this is also an old-school epic shot on a grand scale with thousands of extras, it has great performances, and a surprising amount of nuance. Equally noteworthy, this is the first major role of Sir Michael Caine, demonstrating in almost every frame he has the makings of a movie star.

With a 139-minute running time, this is yet another perfect movie for anyone confined to their home and with limited outdoor activities available. If you are also limited on your budget, it is streaming for free on Tubi minus a few 30-second commercial breaks. Plus, if you are tired of staring at the same walls of your apartment and winter weather is getting to you, most of the movie is set during the daytime in the gorgeous plains of South Africa. If cinemas are closed in your area, this is a great escapism option.  

Directed by Cy Enfield, Zulu is set in 1879 after British forces were overwhelmed by native Zulu warriors. This is not their story, but the story of a small contingent that is using a missionary station as a hospital and supply depot. These are not the best of the best of the British army. Many are inexperienced, some are cynical about being in Africa in the first place, and some are sick in the hospital. Their leader Lieutenant John Chard (Stanley Baker, who at times reminded me of a young John Cleese) is an army engineer who is only in the area to build a bridge. Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead (Michael Caine) on the other hand has the army in his blood given that members of his family tree have fought at Trafalgar and even in Quebec with Wolf. However, Chard has a few months seniority over Bromhead so the engineer is in charge of defending the station against an army that has 3850 more soldiers.

Setting aside for a minute the problematic setting of colonialism and the fact the British had no business being in Africa in the first place, this is quite the war story. This is an outnumbered group trying to defend a small location against a large army with limited resources. The concept is so ripe for drama and action set pieces that decades later it influenced Peter Jackson’s The Two Towers for the Battle of Helm’s Deep. Frank Miller’s 300, which as the title says depicts 300 Spartan soldiers facing off against an immense Persian army, also owes quite a lot to Zulu.

Everyone loves to root for the underdog, so most audience would feel inclined to feel sympathy for the British despite the fact the Zulus are not wrong to want them out of their native land. What surprised me is the amount of respect the filmmakers showed in their portrayal of the Zulus. Before the fighting begins some of the British refer to them simply as savages, but others point out these are strong and smart warriors that should not be underestimated. Their leader King Cetshwayo (Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi, a real-life tribal leader and politician) is a tactical adversary who begins the battle by testing the British defences with a small number of warriors instead of sending everything he has all at once. This is also a merciful man, since when two civilians leave the station the Zulu warriors are told to stand down because they pose no threat.

One thing that disappointed me is the violence, or rather the lack of the effect of violence. During this battle that runs for almost an entire day, a night and early morning, soldiers are shot, stabbed, and skewered. You would think blood would cover the ground and limbs would be flying in the air, but instead there are barely any bullet holes in the bodies and when people get stabbed the actors look like they just fall to the ground for a nap. I know it would take decades for war violence to be more accurately portrayed in movies like Saving Private Ryan, but the sterility of the battle scenes often reminded me this is just a movie with extras pretending to be wounded.

In this respect Zulu is clearly dated and I don’t expect anyone nowadays is itching to make a movie glorifying British soldiers at the height of colonialism. However, you have to give the film credit for its ambition in shooting such a large-scale battle and for portraying the Zulus as worthy opponents. This is also a must-see for any Michael Caine fan, who begins as cocky and confident but is eventually sickened and exhausted by his experience. A great beginning to a great career.



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