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Empire Magazine (2008) Greatest Movies List - #412: Heathers

Heathers is a movie that deals with school shootings, bullying, homophobia and teen suicides. Sadly it was not made this year, but in 1988 and remains relevant today. Fortunately it is also a dark comedy with a hints of hope buried amongst the many dead bodies. Also noteworthy, it was a critical hit for stars Christian Slater and Winona Ryder before their careers went off the rails but then got back on track thanks to lead roles in hit TV shows. Clearly some things change and some things stay the same.

Seeing it the first time I was struck by the tone balanced by director Michael Lehmann and writer Daniel Waters, and thought there is no way this could be made today. A lot of bad things have happened in schools in North America between 1988 and today, chief among them mass shootings. Bullying is ever present thanks to social media, and suicide is such a hot-button issue in schools that some organizations were afraid the Netflix show 13 Reasons Why might encourage teens to take their own lives. Still, in Heathers teens are poisoned, shot, and in one case run over by a truck, and yet you can’t help but laugh because of the absurdity of the situation. It is one hell of a balancing act, but the filmmakers get away with it.

The “Heathers” in question are Heathers Duke, McNamara and Chandler (Shannen Doherty, Lisanne Falk, and Kim Walker) who rule over their fellow students in an Ohio high school. They are rich, beautiful, and simultaneously hated and feared. Some schools are microcosms of society, and in the society of this particular school the Heathers are evil dictators. Veronica Sawyer (Ryder) is also a popular girl and is sort of friends with the Heathers, but as her time in school is coming to its end she is growing weary of the way they treat everyone around them. Then along comes J.D. (Slater) a cool, smooth-talking student from out of town who doesn’t take shit from anybody. He also carries a gun in his coat.

Veronica is immediately drawn to J.D. who is unlike anyone she has ever met. They share their innermost thoughts and desires, such as Veronica’s desire to make Heather Chandler puke her guts out. It begins as a prank, but J.D. takes it beyond that resulting in one dead Heather. Not wanting to go to jail J.D. and Veronica leave a suicide note at the scene. This is where the humour and the darkness begin to mix because the more bodies drop, the more hypocritical the community becomes. For instance when Veronica and J.D. murder two homophobes and make it look like they were lovers, the two boys are made into martyrs against homophobia. Meanwhile when one bullied student actually does try to commit suicide and survives, she is mocked for trying to jump in on a trend. Hard as it is to believe if you have never seen the movie, this is all very funny.

Another thing I love about Heathers is the evolving dynamic between J.D. and Veronica. They are reminiscent of other movie couples who have also fallen in love and gone on murder sprees, but the difference here is that Veronica is not willing to go all the way down into the darkness. The idea of killing the mean Heathers is certainly appealing to her, but then she begins to wonder, where does it end? Violence is a short-term solution, and as for suicide that is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. J.D. on the other hand seems to think both approaches are great solutions, just like most school shooters.


I haven’t seen 13 Reasons Why and I don’t know if it would inspire people to commit suicide, but I believe Heathers can actually inspire people to try to be nice to each other for a change. The movie’s final scene is especially on point.  

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