Skip to main content

Empire Magazine Greatest Movies List - #306: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

The Indiana Jones franchise is one of those rare series where the third entry is just as good, if not better, than the previous two. It follows the same formula as the other movies, based in part on the plot of the James Bond movies: the dashing hero is given a mythical object to recover, he must get to it before an army of villains, many international borders are crossed in order to find the object, and there many chases involving cars, motorcycles, horses, and even a tank. In “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) the villains are once again the Nazis, after the misfire of having Hindu cult leaders in the previous film. A wise choice, since everyone loves to see Nazis getting their butts kicked. An even wiser choice by director Steven Spielberg and producer George Lucas was casting Sir Sean Connery, James Bond himself, as Henry Jones Sr. Twice the Jones for the price of one.

My parents introduced me to the wild world of doctor Jones the same way they introduced me to the world of Star Wars: by recording the trilogy on VHS when it was playing on TV. My brother and I would watch those tapes until they were used and eventually we got the trilogy as a Christmas gift. Unfortunately for me, all of the Indiana Jones movies also have that one scene or sequence when things go horribly gory. In the third entry that scene is when the bad guy drinks from the wrong cup and his face melts as a result. That scene used to scare the shit out of me every time, but I got over it. I got so over it I now have the entire series on DVD (yes, even the fourth one) and enjoy it every time. “Raiders of the Lost Ark” set the bar, but “The Last Crusade” is my favorite.

This third entry has one of the best cold opens for any adventure movies and explains a few things about the character that were established in the previous two films. In 1912 Utah, young Indiana Jones (River Phoenix) is horseback riding through the mountains with his Scout Troop. After separating from the group, he finds a cave filled with grave robbers who find an ancient artifact they plan to sell to the highest bidder. Already thinking like an academic, Indy believes the object belongs in a museum and so he steals it from them and rides off on his horse. The grave robbers chase him to a speeding train carrying a circus, where Indy acquires his iconic whip and his fear of snake. Because the robbers have the law on their side, they eventually get the object back but Indy earns their leader’s respect and in turn he gives Indy his even more iconic fedora. This sets up a jump cut to 1938 when a grown-up Indy finally recovers the object after a fight on a ship caught in a storm. Again, all these events are just the opening of the movie.

The real quest is for the mythical Holy Grail. Unlike the more academic “The Da Vinci Code” this quest is pure legend. An exposition scene between Indiana and rich businessman Walter Donovan (Julian Glover) describes the Grail as the cup Jesus drank from at the last supper and was later passed on from one mythical figure after another throughout history before being lost in time. It is said drinking from the cup would grant you immortality, so of course if such an object did exist many people would like a drink and achieve immortality. Donovan believes he has finally found the clues to the Grail’s location, but has lost his archeologist and wants Indy to find him. Indy tells him to talk to his father, who has spent his whole life searching for the Grail, only to be told his father is the missing archeologist.

Now it’s personal. Indy embarks on a plane to Venice where his father was last seen, but he is not going there alone. Dr. Marcus Brody (Denholm Elliot) joins him on his quest as he has known the Joneses for years and wants to find his old friend. Joining them in Venice is Dr. Elsa Schneider (Alison Doody) the movie’s obligatory love interest. Merely an hour after landing in Venice, a clue is discovered in an underground catacomb (marked by a giant X), a boat chase ensues, and Indy is nearly chopped to pieces by a giant propeller. The chase is on.

As directed by Steven Spielberg, the action scenes are of course a lot of fun but the screenplay by Jeffrey Boam also provides a lot of humour in between. How can you not laugh at Indy’s face when he realizes he has slept with the same woman as his father? Well, he may be old but he’s still Sean Connery. Denholm Elliot is also very funny as Brody, especially when faced with danger for the first time in his life. When Indy’s ally Sallah (John Rhys-Davies) realizes they are about to be captured by the Nazis, Brody cannot understand he is being told to flee, even after Sallah tells him four times.

The film’s emotional crux is the relationship between Jones senior and junior. For one thing, Indy hates being called “Junior” and for another he never liked his father’s obsession with the Grail. He believes his father was too busy with his work during his childhood, and as a result they never had a real conversation. Yet when his father opens up during a moment of respite aboard a zeppelin flying over Germany and asks him what they should talk about, Indy is caught off guard and realizes he has no idea what to say. We’re men, we don’t talk a lot.


From a chase on a train in the Utah desert to a chase scene in the Turkish desert involving horses, trucks and a tank, this movie is pure adventure. You have a hero with the best hat in movie history, villains you love to hate, a femme fatale, a quest to save the world, and a father-son relationship that carries the movie. Enjoy the ride.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Empire Magazine (2008) Greatest Movies List - #20: Blade Runner

  Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner (1982) is one of those movies that gets more relevant with each passing decade. Set in a (now passed) future in which Los Angeles is overrun with people and pollution, the story focuses on artificial lifeforms clashing with their human creators. As the chase for these lifeforms progresses, writers Hampton Francher and David Peoples imply they may not be so different from the humans chasing them. If this sounds topical in 2024, imagine how relevant it will sound ten years from now. When writing these amateur reviews, I usually try to think back on the first time I watched the movie and what I felt at the time. This is tricky with Blade Runner considering there have been five versions of the film released since the 1980s. I believe the first version I did see on TV was the original theatrical version with the narration to guide the audience since executives thought that was needed. I eventually disagreed and purchased the Final Cut on Blu-Ray to see th...

Empire Magazine (2008) Greatest Movies List - #357: The long Goodbye

  Sometimes in a detective story the mystery is not half as fun as the detective stuck in the chaos of the story. Philip Marlow is one of those detectives. His name is synonymous with Hollywood noir and in The Long Goodbye (1973), he dives deep into a mystery involving a murder, then a suicide, then a missing person, and eventually a very violent gangster operating in sunny Los Angeles. One thing I love about this version is that this detective loves his cat enough to go buy him food at three o’clock in the morning. Now that is a dedicated pet lover. The late great director Robert Altman starts the action at a slow pace to introduce Marlowe (Eliott Gould) as he wakes up to his hungry cat. Here is a man who falls asleep in his clothes, always the same suit and tie, and is either constantly smoking or lighting a new cigarette. He is a friendly person, nice enough to pick up an item for his neighbours while going out to get cat food. It probably helps that said neighbours are five y...

Empire Magazine (2008) Greatest Movies List - #24: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

  Looking back on the first movie in Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings saga, my first thought is that people really need fantasy in their lives. The Fellowship of the Ring came out in 2001, a year when to say the least the news were pretty depressing. An escape to a fantasy land filled with wizards, hobbits, elves, and dwarves engaged in a fight of good versus of evil came at just the right time. You get a certain feeling when you sit in a theater, the lights dim, and you are swept away to the beauty of Middle Earth, via New Zealand. Given the length of Jackson’s movies, it is also a fairly long escape from reality. Prior to sitting down in that theater in 2001, my knowledge of J.R.R Tolkien’s fantasy work was fair at best. I believe I had read the books at least once before and has seen the animated movie from the 1980s, but I was no Stephen Colbert. Since watching that first movie my appreciation for Tolkien’s world has grown as I own the extended cuts of every one of the...